Stabbo is back, now he needs a woman..

[Stabbo]

Hello, hello! I, Stabbo, once again return from the depths of hell to join you all in fun filled foruming! -_-;; Now that I am back, I must play the sacred Stabbo mating call, and find myself a woman. *plays "I got you Babe" on the kazoo* The sacred Stabbo mating call has been performed. Now, who's to be me girl?

[Revenant]

Don't everybody scream at once... ;)

[Infirmary]

I think maddi's available, I done tried too hook her up with marc, Im not sure how sucessful i'll be this time.

[Josh]

You'll always have Toucan Sam Stabbo;)

[blink]

incase you haven't noticed, there aren't many girls that come to the forums. wait- i thought you were already marc's love slave? o_O. what will he think??

[.cyph]

your 12 dude. right? I dont see how 12 year olds can have sex. Its just wrong.

We had a conversation about this on a bus once.... back when. This kid explained his theory. "Its like the boy says 'Why do you come over and suck my limp dick for an hour or until I get bored?' and the girl does it because she is a soon to be dirty whore..."

[Techneon]

The only girls I know who post here for sure, are as follows:
Blink182Gal
Penny (however irregularly she does under her alias' that she doesn't mention)
Fix or Snit, same person.
ladymak (but don't know her personally.)


And considering the number of guys that post here, hmmm... I reakon we do a good job scaring the ladies off.

Techneon, Australia

[Stabbo]

What the? I though Blink was Shadowe's chick.... Huh? Infirm now? jeeze Blink, your such a slut :p .. What Next? DOOM WAKE?!?!?!

[Josh]

Pwned:)

[blink]

T.T >< ...

[Infirmary]

Does your mom you know you treat women that badly stabbo? Or does she allready know your helplessly gay beyond recovery?

[Achanon]

Peter, you forgot Maddi and Jeney. I've seen pics, and i'm very sure that they are both female, and i am also very sure that stabbo has no chance with either of them.

[Infirmary]

Im sorry stabbo, I didn't mean for it too come across that way, I actualy think your kinda funny, and rather cool, and awaited your return, But please, don't talk about my girlfriend like that, joking or not, You don't have the right, And I know she didn't appreciate it.

[blink]

BasTyra as well

[Stabbo]

Blink - Marc and I had a relationship only built on sex, and the romance was not there. It ended so sadly, but he still holds a special place in my heart (not really).

Cypher- Im not 12, Im 13. And what does it matter to you how old I am? Are you a girl? no. This post does not concern joo.

Infirm - I dont treat women badly. I respect people for who they are, and do not discriminate against gender or sexuality like you "does she allready know your helplessly gay " The coment about Blink was a joke not to be taken serious. Although I do discriminate against people who take things too serious, discriminate against gays, and make direct insults to my mother.

[marc]

Bastyra >>> all and she spanked me...

lol pwnd

[blink]

Infirm, hun, it's fine - i can wipe my own butt (pardon the odd comparison)

even if stabbo is mean to me, he's still coolies.

me and shadowe were spiral x, right? me and infirm are for real.

[Infirmary]

Stabbo I can understand those feelings, But, Im a person you don't want too piss off. And I suggest you heed my words.

[marc]

real as in you have never met him gg

blink = pwnd

[blink]

infirm.. sorry.. but u just got pwned by stabbo

[blink]

i meet him saturday k thanx

[.cyph]

damn... I was just pwnd by stabbo. cant let that happen...

[Infirmary]

...

[marc]

You are going out w/ someone you never met

pwn

googog long distance relationship we all know wont last

pwnd

[Infirmary]

I believe I am going too sign off before I say some thing's I will regret.

[blink]

have you not read stories about people that meet fiances online?

[Soopa]

At least we know Infirm will stand up for his woman.. GOGOGO INFIRMARY!;)

[Infirmary]

Hrm, Just call me mike soopa, It's easier too type :)

[Stabbo]

Ok you blasted thread stealers... lets talk about me getting that woman...

[Soopa]

what woman? ;)

[Crix]

the one he has deflated under his pillow~


j/k stabbo, we <3 ya... i think? :(

[Nifty]

I thought I got to have maddi, even IF she didn't agree....it seems what was not rightfully mine has been taken and been put up for grabs?

:)

[Infirmary]

Where is your sock avatar?

[Nifty]

I'll go get it in a min...

[blink]

stabbo! i've got the perfect woman for you! wasn't marc's mom on here at one point...

[marc]

Does making fun of peoples mom's fit into your christian life style ?

[Infirmary]

I don't know marc, everyone else seemed too enjoy bashing my mother.

[marc]

Is everyone else christian though?

[Josh]

Insulting Peopls Moms=Not even Orignal+Not Funny..:o

[Infirmary]

Whats religion too you marc, your athiest.

[Avatar]

Im christian and I dont have a problem making fun of peoples moms :)

[melissa]

I'm just...nonreligious. And that is all I label myself. Although, I took a belief test at http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION and it said I was a 100% Secular Humanist...

[blink]

my lifestyle is none of your concern marc. it was a joke. you know, a hint of sarcasm. was your mom not truely on sx a while ago? i believe it was so. i tried being little nice person, but you don't seem to want to return the kindness. if you want to be an asshole to me, at least tell me why.

oh, and no kidding mom jokes aren't original. that's why i said it.

[trip69]

wow..making fun of marc's mom is pretty damn nice of you..

[Infirmary]

Marc asks for it.

[blink]

i got fed up with being nice if all i got in return was criticism and mean comments. i'm so TERRIBLY sorry if i offended anyone.

[Josh]

You Best Be

[Stabbo]

Damn you hijackers...

[trip69]

damn straight you better be!!

[blink]

brad, you're not even in this arguement, so why do you side against me? *~*sigh*~* whatever..

i retract the statement i made prior, due to the controversy it caused. For some reason, i don't think it would have gotten the same reaction had someone else said it.. but oh well. it was merely a joke, and i'm sorry. end of discussion.

and stabbo, i'm sure that.. mating call... would be successful if there were more.. girls on here to hear it. try the britney spears forums ^^

[Infirmary]

If you want older women try the martha stuart forums, rofl

[Stabbo]

The only girl that has posted on this thread so far is you. First I will wait for at least 1 or 2 more girl responses, THEN to Britney's Forum.... :D

[Avatar]

Heh what girls on the forum are even available?

[Avatar]

Lesse... what girls frequent this forum...
Amy
Melissa,
Maddi, and
Jeney.

Did i miss any?
Amy seems to be taken ;)

[marc]

Ladymak - to old for stabbo
Bastyra - engaged iirc
maddi - she wants fans not a realationship
jeney - she strikes me as a moron... perfect match for stabbo?
melissa - stabbos chances with her are slim and none, wait just none

[Infirmary]

:) I was under the impression that jeney was a beach side hoochie mama, and inlove with adam, so that removes her, and stabbos brother nifty is going after maddi, hmmm, britney forums might be a good place too hunt stabbo.

[Avatar]

Hmmm... maybe ill go after Melissa!

hahah j/k

[Stabbo]

Hmmmm..... Jeney.....?:rolleyes:

[melissa]

Heh...

[Wilbert]

No, stabbo, you need a man. Quit denying it and go back to marc before he gets mad.

[Wilbert]

Blink is now with infirm. Gee, 3000 miles kind of kills a relationship....

If anything, maddi is mine! She loves me and I got the pic to prove it!

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid25/pd631bc61a9cf46d99c58f2326e7d65cc/fd8da335.jpg

There, hah! Anyway, Stabbo, behave yourself, you might have some fun. And stay away from ladymak, shes a bit to old for you, plus she will whoop your ass.

[Stabbo]

I'd like to see that....

[Nifty]

Ya know, I was pretty sure that she was talking about a different Will...

[Wilbert]

I don't know anyone that spells Wil with one L there Nifty. Concitering I got the spelling from a Terry Brooks novel, I highly doubt its anyone else. Besides, I was kind of there....

[maddi]

lmfao. why did you have to save that picture?

[Nifty]

Lol, if only you saw the bits I saved of our late night conversations.....

saying it like that makes it seem so much better....

[Wilbert]

I save the picture for blackmail mostly. but also I like to think someoen loves me....

[A Fire Inside]

Stabbo, no one will love you like your right hand will. Treat it nice, wash it when it needs a bath, keep it warm, and it will love you back. Oh yeah, KY Jelly makes it even nicer.

[Wilbert]

Stabbo: http://forums.spiralx.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=87

[jeney]

ouch.. marc.. i thought we were friends :( i am not IN LOVE with adam and yes i got some very fine ass at the beach but i am involved so yes that rules out me and no i am not into stupid relationships with little 13 yr old boys.

[Revenant]

Ouch, shot down in flames...

It's times like these you miss the fire-breathing smilies. :mad:

[Avatar]

Yeah!! Jeney wants 13 year old girls goddamit!!

[Wilbert]

Yes, jeney wants.... er.... llamas?

[Stabbo]

ok I guess I'll go shoot myself now...

BTW "stupid relationships with little 13 yr old boys."
You are wrong about the little part...

[blink]

i'm going to pretend like i didn't read that...

shtabbo, i'm telling you, britney spears forums is the way to go. i'm sure there are plenty of girls out there just waiting to jump all over you. **pats stabbo on the back** go get 'em tiger.

[A Fire Inside]

Stabbo, it's ok. But remember, you ARE 13. You're not Big Dick Black yet. (tell me what movie that's from and I'll try and get you a cookie (^_^))

[Wilbert]

and you tell him blink! A man with an orc straddling a panther as his avatar cant be TOO perverted... right?

[Avatar]

In fact, the more perverted the better!! Go corrupt all of the Brittany Spears fans for the good of mankind. :)

[Stabbo]

Its a half-orc...

[Infirmary]

Afi is it from pulp fiction?

[jeney]

i dunno.. how about 17 yr old grrls? YES? ok. i actually have this one sexy grl.. that i could hook up with.. lmao...

llamas?

stabbo, what do you mean by that? i dont care about the size of your penis, POK?

[blink]

when i grow up i'm going to be a llama farmer..

i'll contact you then jeney, and i can hook you up ^^

[jeney]

you live in nc right.. lol..

[Infirmary]

We head up the worlds llama production jeney, nc is pro.

[blink]

by force, not by choice

[jeney]

once again, infirm, i did not ask for your input... now amy... do you live at all near hatteras?

[blink]

nope - charlotte

[jeney]

oh. well DAMN THE MAN!

[Stabbo]

someone strange, retired or otherwise mod or admin has editted a few of my posts hmm...


PS. This is the first I've editted, I dunno who did the others, but if it gets on your nerve, gimme a buzz. And I'll let you figure out which admin/mod this is, shouldn't be hard. I'll give you a clue later if you seriously can't get it.

[Infirmary]

The man is harsh. The man, Is me.

[blink]

Originally posted by Stabbo
someone strange, retired or otherwise mod or admin has editted a few of my posts hmm...


PS. This is the first I've editted, I dunno who did the others, but if it gets on your nerve, gimme a buzz. And I'll let you figure out which admin/mod this is, shouldn't be hard. I'll give you a clue later if you seriously can't get it.


haha! AFI! see?? They used to like to edit posts!

[Avatar]

Yeah.... but it was Stabbo so its okay.;)

[Stabbo]

wtf who brought this post back from the dead? o well I kinda like it, I own like 9 people :breath:

becuz im a cowboy:cowboy:

[denkin]

Originally posted by Infirmary
The man is harsh. The man, Is me.

no, you = the douchebag

[Stabbo]

and I am a douchebag for what reason?

[denkin]

Originally posted by Stabbo
and I am a douchebag for what reason?

since you learned to read, oh wait you can't read...please re-read what i quoted and posted.

[george]

did you get a woman?

[Stabbo]

could of sworn that wasnt there..... damn we need a flame war though, this place is boring

[Infirmary]

Rofl, Tell that afi, wait he may wave the threatening ban stick at you, **woo**

[denkin]

Originally posted by Infirmary
Rofl, Tell that afi, wait he may wave the threatening ban stick at you, **woo**

isn't afi like 14?

[blink]

AFI is 17.. Nifty is 14 o_O

[denkin]

Originally posted by Blink182Gal
AFI is 17.. Nifty is 14 o_O

ah ha, i was about to say " fear the 12 year old with mod powers" but nm><

[Infirmary]

I bet he is like arty and is really 12 ~_~

[denkin]

Originally posted by Infirmary
I bet he is like arty and is really 12 ~_~

arty is so ugly

[Infirmary]

rofl

[marc]

Originally posted by Infirmary
Rofl, Tell that afi, wait he may wave the threatening ban stick at you, **woo**

Infirm you're being an ass. /mod r was funny for...10 minutes. That was the ONLY spam of yours that was. Bumping an old thread ounce in a while is funny, bumping 10 old threads at the same time isn't. Personally insulting people, making yourself out as a hypocrite, is being an ass. Antagonizing the mods for doing thier job? Infirmary you deserved to be banned.

[Infirmary]

:banana:

[Nifty]

Except he's got lots of other friends, is in quite a few different pictures, people have talked to them over the phone.

Jeez Blink, just tell them my age. I feel so...young..saying I'm 14.

[Infirmary]

Stabbo did you forget to log out?

[denkin]

Originally posted by Nifty
Except he's got lots of other friends, is in quite a few different pictures, people have talked to them over the phone.

Jeez Blink, just tell them my age. I feel so...young..saying I'm 14.

thank god you brought back the old tar t.t

[Nifty]

didja see the one I had since last night with maddi's face?

[Infirmary]

AIM.

[Avatar]

None of you have sucessfully guessed AFIs age

[denkin]

Originally posted by Nifty
didja see the one I had since last night with maddi's face?

let me see?

[jeney]

maddi is hot

[Nifty]

*dreams of jeney and maddi mud wrestling naked in the cage*

[maddi]

Originally posted by Nifty
didja see the one I had since last night with maddi's face?

whaaat?

[denkin]

Originally posted by Nifty
*dreams of jeney and maddi mud wrestling naked in the cage*

bed wrestling in my room > mud wrestling in a stupid cage t.t

[Nifty]

Right, but neither maddi OR jeney are ever going to be naked on your bed.

[ladymak]

O_o

this thread is crazy

marc i cant believe you said bastyra > all .... maybe ill make our 5 year agreement null and void? hehe j/k id never do that to my little marcus


avatar... i thought afi was 17?


and umm.... yeah..

oh and stabbo... as obnoxious as you can be at times, the amount of humor over powers that :D plus, for a 13 year old you are adorable.... :o

[Revenant]

Originally posted by george
did you get a woman? Look here (http://www.spiralx.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1241) and see... ;)

[Stabbo]

I am a sexy bitch! grrr:cowboy:

[Infirmary]

:ah:

[denkin]

Originally posted by Nifty
Right, but neither maddi OR jeney are ever going to be naked on your bed.

i wouldn't want 13 year olds in my bed anyways

[george]

Originally posted by Revenant
Look here (http://www.spiralx.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1241) and see... ;)

oh yeah ally mcbeal

[Wilbert]

Originally posted by denkin
i wouldn't want 13 year olds in my bed anyways

Jeney is like 14 or 15. maddi is like 12. Get it right!

[denkin]

Originally posted by ShadoweOrbe
Jeney is like 14 or 15. maddi is like 12. Get it right!

the average of they're age is 13, close enough><

[Nifty]

you think maddi's twelve?wtf

[maddi]

wil - what the fucking hell are you talking about? i'm not fucking 12, you moron.

[Techneon]

prove it!

Techneon, Australia

[Eclipseracer]

AFI is like 16 and it is kool that everybody keeps this place funny because i can go online with out stoping in here

[Techneon]

He's not 16, he's 17, unless he had a b'day since I last spoke w/ him. Coz he was trying to figure out why a 17 year old like me apparently sounds like a 25 year old formal business man.

Techneon, Australia

[jeney]

maddi won't tell anyone her age. but i think she's 16..
12, ha!

[denkin]

wtf i said 13 not 12 wth

[jeney]

Originally posted by denkin
wtf i said 13 not 12 wth

yes we know, wil said 12

[maddi]

thats why my comment was directed toward wil..

[denkin]

wil told me you two were 12

[jeney]

he's dumb

[A Fire Inside]

Excuse me if I sound like a child molester or something, but age doesn't really make a difference unless you're under 13. Oh yeah, and anything over a 6 year age gap is nasty.

[Katsrule]

Either way, you're younger. I think its funny how unintentionally a lot of people who come to sx are really close to the same age. A lot of us are 17, 18, 19, and 20 while there are a few youngers (AFI, jeney, maddi, with stabbo being the youngest I think), and a few elders. It just inteserests me. I guess we're the age group who goes around looking for forums....and who tell all of our friends.

Edit: And yes, anything over 6 years age gap is quite nasty.

[A Fire Inside]

What the fuck? Why am I one of the youngers now? I'm older than half of the god damn people here! YAAR!

Edit: If someone calls me a kid again that doesn't have a good 3 years on me, I'm fucking with all your posts. Time for Nazi AFI :breath: .

[jeney]

Originally posted by Katsrule
Either way, you're younger. I think its funny how unintentionally a lot of people who come to sx are really close to the same age. A lot of us are 17, 18, 19, and 20 while there are a few youngers (AFI, jeney, maddi, with stabbo being the youngest I think), and a few elders. It just inteserests me. I guess we're the age group who goes around looking for forums....and who tell all of our friends.



erm.. you're wrong.

[maddi]

i'm listed in the young section, and blink, andy, infirm, mojo...etc arent?

btw - 'older' people.. maybe you shouldn't be wasting your time on the computer?

[Nifty]

yeah, I'm a younger. I think the only one younger than me is my brother. Most people here are 16-19 anyway. I don't really look at it as an older and younger thing. I think we're all in the same ballpark.

[denkin]

Originally posted by maddi

btw - 'older' people.. maybe you shouldn't be wasting your time on the computer?

why does age have to do anything with being on the computer?

[maddi]

because, once you're out of your teens.. you should kind of grow out of being hooked to a computer... or something.

[ArC_man]

Thats too big of a generalization...

[denkin]

Originally posted by maddi
because, once you're out of your teens.. you should kind of grow out of being hooked to a computer... or something.

yah...or something sums up your whole arguement, which is a bad one at that.

oh yah and my bro get paid 100k to "waste" time on his comp =/

[maddi]

do you honestly think i care? i dont have an argument. i don't give a damn if people are old, have no life, sit around on a computer all day and do whatever the fuck they want.

no, that wasnt an argument for this bullshit of a thread, and it wasn't directed toward anyone here.


-congrats for your brother.

[Phyrexial]

Agreeing... with... Denkin... *shudder* :jawdrop:

[Katsrule]

ok, didn't mean to offend anybody, truly (especially AFI:)) Younger doesn't necessarily mean stupider or anything like that, was not meant to be condescending. Just chill, we'll all be old as hell soon.

[denkin]

Originally posted by maddi
do you honestly think i care? i dont have an argument. i don't give a damn if people are old, have no life, sit around on a computer all day and do whatever the fuck they want.

no, that wasnt an argument for this bullshit of a thread, and it wasn't directed toward anyone here.


then shut up

[george]

i know your age AFI, i know your age....



:dance: :dance:

[maddi]

Originally posted by denkin
then shut up

why dont you? your commentary isn't any more worth while than mine.

[.cyph]

I dunno... denkin has come to proove his points very well... and for some reason I have to side with him...

[ladymak]

ditto cypher...

im umm... 'older' seeing as im the oldest person that posts here... i guess im a loser with no life.... oh no wait.. actually i have quite a busy life... its just that not everyone my age spends their leisure time getting drunk etc etc

why do you two girls always have to be bitching about something, or in general just being unpleasant people?? if you dont enjoy your time here why do you stay? im sure in your busy little preteen lives you have "better" things to be doing

[Katsrule]

Yeah, that would mean getting rid of mak, and well frankly we can't survive without mak-ing...I mean without our ladymak. And also, does it mean that I have better things to do just because I'm in college? buuuuullllllllshit....... I side with denkin too here.

[maddi]

Originally posted by maddi

and it wasn't directed toward anyone here.


i wasn't talking about anyone here. actually.. mainly fucks on ftj. but thats a different story. i'm not arguing with denkin, and i'm not seeing how you're taking sides. i dont care if youre older than most kids and spend some time on forums.

btw - to clear things up [and to further note i'm not attacking you guys]; i'm talking about crazy full-fledged internet addicts. like the crazies that never get off of their computer, live in their parents basement and dont have a job. majority of the people here have jobs. mak, i know youre not wasting your time here, i realize you have a busy life, its not any kind of personal attack on you.

oh, yes, and i'm sorry if i offended anyone, that wasn't my intention.

[Avatar]

Well said Maddi:)

[ladymak]

i agree it was well said, and im sorry i got a bit defensive

:waves:

[Bosstone]

Originally posted by A Fire Inside
What the fuck? Why am I one of the youngers now? I'm older than half of the god damn people here! YAAR!

even i'm younger than AFI!:jawdrop:

*back from 3 day SX break*

anybody notice i was gone?

[Stabbo]

no

[Infirmary]

Seeing as how im Immortal and all, I guess i'll be the oldest sooner or later,..::sigh::

[Nifty]

When's your birthday jeney?

[denkin]

Originally posted by maddi
why dont you? your commentary isn't any more worth while than mine.

yes but you saying stupid shit and then denying it is retarded

[jeney]

march

[Nifty]

woohoo. I'm second youngest.

[jeney]

dont you mean 3rd?

[Nifty]

who's younger?

[jeney]

forget it. im me when i get back

[Bosstone]

Originally posted by Stabbo
no

*feels the SX love*

:birdie:

[ArC_man]

Originally posted by Nifty
who's younger?

how old are u nifty? (maybe im younger... just wondering)

[Nifty]

I'll be 15 in May.

[george]

i'll be 18 in may whoohoo!

and bosstone i noticed you were gone :cry: .

[Bosstone]

Originally posted by george
i'll be 18 in may whoohoo!

and bosstone i noticed you were gone :cry: .

thanks george :)

[BasTyra]

*runs in and spanks marcus*

*runs off*

[punkrockguy]

wait... whos younger? stabbo or nifty??

[blink]

Originally posted by punkrockguy324
wait... whos younger? stabbo or nifty??

Stabbo